Dear Diary:
The sign of intelligence is that you are constantly wondering. Idiots are always dead sure about every damn thing they are doing in their life.
Vasudev  (via ashelaysleeping)

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LOL

LOL

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thefluffingtonpost:

Pomeranian Pup Has Too Many Hobbies

A 12-week-old Pomeranian named Jay has abolutely no free time. It’s not that the Ontario pup is over worked — he just has way too many hobbies.

“Jay’s favorite activity is rolling in the wet grass and barking at his ball,” says Karyn Stepien, a source close to the situation. “He also enjoys trying to eat dirt and pretending that socks are monsters. Jay also likes to imitate Tom Brady.”

How does he keep it all together?

No, seriously, how?

slonna:

thedailywhat:

How About That of the Day: A “lightning flower” is a Lichtenberg Figure — or electric discharge pattern — that occurs on the skin of lightning strike victims, most likely as a result of small capillaries bursting from the intensity of the bolt’s current.
Also: Automatic winner of any barroom scar story battle.
[reddit.]

i wanna be struck by lightning

wow…interesting. 

slonna:

thedailywhat:

How About That of the Day: A “lightning flower” is a Lichtenberg Figure — or electric discharge pattern — that occurs on the skin of lightning strike victims, most likely as a result of small capillaries bursting from the intensity of the bolt’s current.

Also: Automatic winner of any barroom scar story battle.

[reddit.]

i wanna be struck by lightning

wow…interesting. 

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disappointed cheetah is disappointed in you.

disappointed cheetah is disappointed in you.

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lololol

lololol

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When I’m about to walk into an exam I haven’t studied for

whatshouldwecallme:


I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry, like, one girl, ‘cause we’re resistant the whole way until we meet one girl and we think I’d be an idiot if I didn’t marry this girl she’s so great. But it seems like girls get to a place where they just kinda pick the best option… ‘Oh he’s got a good job.’ I mean they spend their whole life looking for Prince Charming and then they marry the guy who’s got a good job and is gonna stick around.
Blue Valentine (2010)

I feel like men are more romantic than women. When we get married we marry, like, one girl, ‘cause we’re resistant the whole way until we meet one girl and we think I’d be an idiot if I didn’t marry this girl she’s so great. But it seems like girls get to a place where they just kinda pick the best option… ‘Oh he’s got a good job.’ I mean they spend their whole life looking for Prince Charming and then they marry the guy who’s got a good job and is gonna stick around.

Blue Valentine (2010)

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lol, kids.

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puls8:

sdfjnhfs

do me.

puls8:

sdfjnhfs

do me.

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  • Romeo: I just met you
  • Romeo: and this is crazy
  • Romeo: but marry me in three days
  • Romeo: and commit mutual suicide
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